Remember that one time bro attempted to whip a baby off the top of a 20+story high building but the baby was like “nah”
Note the ! above his head.
He didn’t expect Dave to do that.
It was literally, “This is probably gonna kill the kid but hey who knows.” *chucks baby*
hes like a fucking spartan trying to see if his child is worth enough to live i fucking love striders
This is the one I get frequently. I think it’s the hair and beard. Apparently between that and my personality I remind people of a big fluffy dog. Neat.
So wait, am I humanity represented in it’s entirety? Am I the paragon of humanity? I mean if I am *Humanity* how exactly do I represent it?